Posts Tagged ‘pony’

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Brushing hair. It’s fluffy. Not my preferred look. Comes from washing it today. Wearing a light purple top, and a pair of loose brown pants. It doesn’t look as bad as I thought.

Dad’s busy moving around, he’s going over after mass. Me too. I’m not a catholic.

Pick my way through the mess in the room. Scrawl down some ideas. Gotta make this one work… nothing else has. Climb into the armchair with the footrest permanently up. Cross legs, hunch forward, sip water.

Look up photos of old TVs, they’re all the ones with the buttons on the side, not the bottom. And I can’t remember what colours they use for those stripes at the end of videos. It’s been so long since I saw it.

Do I have time to put one of the old videos in the player? We still have the old duel player.

Father’s watching TV. He’s in his collared blue polo shirt with his long beige trousers. One leg hooked over the arm of the large leather chair. He wants to watch the end of shortland street. Something about a kid with autism and a girl being an activist. I want to pretend I don’t know who at least one of the characters is. And I’m surprised because I don’t recognise the new girl. Or the kid.

It’s over. I put in the tape. There’s three remotes. The tv is silver, it weighs as much as I do. There’s only one set of batteries. Switch them back and forth, hit the right buttons, swear at the tv. Get the stripes, notice that they include colours i didn’t expect, like pale yellow, two kinds of blue, realise it must be because the TV is so wide, the last one I saw the stripes on was half it’s width. Run to get cellphone to take picture. It’s gone when I get back. Can’t get it back. Stupid thing.

Time to go over. I can hear the voices.

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Tricking horses smarter than you

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

 Tricking horses smarter than youI’ve mentioned in the past that my pony is… quirky. And sometimes difficult to handle. This stems mainly from the fact that he has an animal’s set of motivations and a frighteningly human like intelligence, specifically in the regions of memory, cognitive thinking and premeditated tactics. Add to this a set of bad experiences (prolonged exposure to vets, accidents with previous owners and my own blunders), a healthy dose of geriatric stubbornness, and you have a 500 kilo ball of “fuck you”.

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Float Training

Monday, November 24th, 2008

In other news. I’m making slow progress with my pony, the one who is a gigantic wuss. I’m currently working on getting him to walk into the garage. It’s a double, but so wide that it could really be a triple, and full of junk but it does have a big clear space in it. With the (HUGE) doors open there’s lots of light.

The trouble with my pony is that he’s too smart. With most horses once you get inside their head and poke around for a while you work out ways to move them forward and making them think it was their idea to begin with. With Nick, it’s different.

See, Nick KNOWS that you’re trying to get into his head, Nick can see your ultimate goal ten or fifteen steps down the line so he’s taking counter measures NOW to avoid it.

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